Name - Neddy

Age - 38 and three quarters

Place Of Birth - A stable (I hope that doesn’t sound blasphemous!)

Lives Now - Funnily enough still in a stable ... a different one to the one I was born in tho

Position - Upright unless horizontal

Previous Jobs - I had a paper round when I was 15 which I hated ... except for the third Thursday in the month (when Mr Mason from number 25 Lark Road had his Penthouse delivered)

Education - I’m not aware of any

Hobbies - Playing guitar (badly)

Favorite Music - All sorts, ranging from Mozart to The Sex Pistols ... although I have a huge soft spot for The Cure and Jimi Hendrix ... oh and The Fun Loving Criminals (that song Scooby snacks makes me want to rock out!)

Favorite Food - Chinese takeaway

Favorite Drink - Coffee

Favorite Movie - The Godfather and The Sting

Favorite TV - Star Trek Voyager (mainly coz of 7 of 9)

Favorite Actor - an actress rather than actor ... Catherine Bach (she played Daisy Duke in the Dukes of Hazzard and was the first person I ever truly fell in love with!!)

Favorite Saying - Yes please

If I could have one wish - To have one of those Star Trek transporter thingys