Firstly this is a true story, I can upload the video too if anyone wants to see it.

It all started with a trip to the pub that began as a couple of pints and ended as a lock-in. Great night had by all but no recollection of getting home..........

Woke up in the morning feeling a little blurry, went to make breakfast and coffee and noticed the empty plate by the sink - vague memories of raiding the fridge and watching TV eating sticky red Chinese Chicken came back.

Picked up my phone, i must have used it last night as there was a red smear on the screen, presumably from the chicken. Sat down to eat breakfast, cleaned the screen and noticed it was in video mode, not unusual but didn't remember taking any videos the night before. Curious (and hoping to fill in any gaps from the missing memory) I looked at the videos and there was indeed one from 2am the night before. Play.....

Blackness. Then very shaky images of the living room, sofa, TV, ceiling flashed by. Back to blackness. Then skin. A thigh. A hand sliding up the thigh towards a gaping pussy, brushing pubes on the way. Back to blackness, then white. The wife's pussy came back into view, with my fingers running up and down it's lips, pulling them apart to reveal the deep pink inside.

Then my chin appeared, followed by my tongue running up the length of her slit. Then fingers again, pulling her lips further apart, the pink looking more reddish than before. Just before the short clip finished I noticed red chicken smears on my fingers and her thighs.

The wife appeared for breakfast so I quizzed her about what we had done when we got home, she confirmed the chicken and TV but that was it. I asked if we had done anything else, she replied "Not that I know of, think I fell asleep and we can't have had sex because I'm still on the end of my period". Maybe not chicken sauce then.......